We all see them. Infomercials that suck us in and make us think that life could be so much easier for the low price of $9.99. Too bad that isn't true at all. First lets take a look at how miserable we all are without our AS SEEN ON TV gadgets.
Introducing the Broccoli Wad. I think the video does the explaining for me.
Really? I am speechless
Next up is the BIG TOP DONUT! Just what we need in America a way to make a huge donut.
I'm sure the majority of people who buy this at any random moment are 1. either going through a terrible break up or 2. training for some type of eating contest. This is just a little over the top, even for me. I mean I'm a chunky chick, but even I think this is crazy.
If this next invention isn't the face of lazy I don't know what is. If you people are too lazy to turn your fat asses to get out of your car you don't deserve to drive anymore. This is crazy!!!
Okay now the last one I have for you is special to me. It is called the Xpress Ready Set Go! Sounds wonderful doesn't it? Me and this little machine go way back. One Sunday, not too long ago, I spent 2 hours watching the infomercial for this product. I was convinced this bad boy was going to solve all my problems in the kitchen. My husband Allen came home, I made him watch the entire thing with me again. I had him convinced that I would cook him the most delicious meals with it. We were all set to order when my gold for brains husband decided it was smart to check out some customer reviews before we made the call. After spending another full hour of laughing and reading how these bad boys are known for blowing up, melting, and burning every type of food you put in them, we saved our hard earned money and moved on. Damn that sweet old fat lady who made me think I could cook like her.
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