Tuesday, February 7, 2012

All shitty things must come to an end!

Well it has been far to long to say the least. I know you people have just been sitting in front of your computer screens  waiting for me to post a blog for months. :)

I would like everyone to come up with some new names for me seeing how you cannot be a badass housewife when you are going through a divorce/separation. I won't go in to detail but obviously my last blog post about how to keep your man happy is a crock of shit. DON'T READ IT!! and DON'T DO WHAT I SAID TO DO. :) I will hopefully be updating often, but as you can see I have the attention span of a cat with ADD so don't hold your breath.

IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO MY BLOG PLEASE CHECK OUT OLDER POSTS!!!

Here is some shit to make you laugh while I update you on my life, seeing how that is the purpose of my blog.

I can think of one person I could see in this. 


For the longest time, as you all know I was looking for a job... I found one... IT SUCKED! 
I am however, working in banking again... SO I MAKE IT RAIN!

In other news, before my husband and I decided to separate, I got knocked up.... 
I joke ( but I'm very happy about it) It should make for good blogging.


Also, seeing how I am no longer the second person in a group of two... I have had to adjust my zombie apocalypse plan accordingly. I am taking applications for someone to watch my back... Kinda like the game "ARMY OF TWO"